Forest of yesterday’s men, By Funke Egbemode
Ketenfe was an ancient town that used to be feared for its…
INTIMATE AFFAIR: Soft life, hard ends, By Funke Egbemode
There is a street in every Nigerian city that does not sleep.…
I’ll make sure you never pee again, By Funke Egbemode
It was on March 6. I caught this well dressed guy peeing…
Political meeting at Mama Silifa’s buka, By Funke Egbemode
Scene: A wooden bench outside Mama Silifa’s Buka. Generator humming. Power just…
INTIMATE AFFAIR: Is he a crown or fake bling-bling?
An old schoolmate of mine simply moved out of Lagos to the…
INTIMATE AFFAIR: Before you accept his proposal
You cannot take a maid. I cannot live with a maid. We…
The big deal about small wins, By Funke Egbemode
Ezeani, many years ago, was a village by the bend of a…
INTIMATE AFFAIR: Dear side chick, please put yourself first
So you rent a three-bedroom flat for your side chick and furnish…
Does a new wife cure erectile dysfunction?
Funke, do you know that a man’s manhood also needs recharging? Excuse…
INTIMATE AFFAIR: Don’t kill yourself because he’s cheating
Women, we do all kinds of things, for love, for men. Some…