By ‘Dipo Onabanjo
Like Matthew the Letter Writer
This Matthew writes too
Cooking up controversies here and there
Why? Some say he must live up to his name
Matthew (the) Kukah
A Father trained to cook saintly homilies
Now cooking controversies where none exists
Firing barbs at saints in power
Pray, tell this Father Kukah
Not to toy with the cooker
By firing from all cylinders
At our father in the Rock of power
No Kukah should distract our Aso father
A great cook ‘cooking’ insurgents and bandits
And roasting insolent herdsmen in fiery fire
No fess, Baba Buhari, biko!
No Kukah can cook you up in a coup stew
None! Dem no sabi!
